by Xxx_SwagOldmeme_FUCKYOU December 17, 2021

Cap, Cap means to lie or some people use cap instead of dare like if someone says they will do something and you don't believe them you would say "thats cap" or you could say stop capping
by Ezy Shots December 7, 2019

Person1"dude i just went to surf and found a 1 million dollar shark tooth."
Person2"Thats mad cap its probably a 5 dollar toy that someone bought from the gift shop and left here."
Person2"Thats mad cap its probably a 5 dollar toy that someone bought from the gift shop and left here."
by therealdalton_pooper March 28, 2022

Bro said he made it on the team but hasn’t been to any of the team meetings, he’s on ten cap for sure.
by Number15onthat January 2, 2024

by PaNdOrA500 September 30, 2023

Dang gurl, yo trunk be lookin just as fine as yo face. And yo face look as pretty as Kate Upton!
Tell the truth man! No cap!
Tell the truth man! No cap!
by cowtopus June 17, 2022

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011
