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Facebook Syndrom

When someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.
me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome

me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots
by GroogFish April 27, 2011
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DJ syndrom

DJ - or producer syndrom is a phase in producer's life, when he is suffering under the lack of creativity and is unable to create new (fresh) music content.

The problem is, that the person suffering under this syndrom disassembles every track while listening in separate sound tracks for every instrument or sound effect and lose the overall impression of the current piece of music.
Hey, my friend has a DJ syndrom, he can't produce something for half a year yet! He's a skilled geezer though.
by xShaderx April 25, 2010
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Stage Syndrome

The phenomenon of fancying someone because you've seen them act/sing/play on stage when you probably wouldn't fancy them if you hadn't.
Wow I've so got stage syndrome for that drummer!
by Jacdelad December 7, 2012
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Jespergers Syndrome

Jespergers syndrome (JS), also known as Jesperger's, is a social disorder characterized by significant verbal vomiting and difficulties in thinking before speaking. At some time it is characterized by inconvenient expressions during conversations among friends and family. An external observer may believe that the individual is crazy, but the expressions are primarily based on inner joy.

The exact cause of Jesperger's is unknown. While it is probably partly due to an overstimulated mind, the underlying genetics have not been determined conclusively.

Individuals with Jesperger syndrome may have signs or symptoms that are independent of the diagnosis, but can affect the individual or the family. Individuals tend to act a but shy when outside of their comfort zone.
- Hey, that dude is crazy. He is talking about bizarre shit.

- No, I think he is just in his comfort zone, expressing his happiness in a bizarre way. It is called Jespergers Syndrome.
by Nickolas Travolta April 10, 2018
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Uffmoor syndrome

A state of mind reached after extended exposure to the cold and the wet, lack of sleep and food, constant inhalation of camp fire smoke and the dark.

The main symptom that identifies Uffmoor syndrome is finding slightly entertaining sounds, sights or other normally insignificant events hilarious to an extent which renders the sufferer incapable of simple tasks. Laughter is usually hysterical in nature and highly contagious, drawing in new victims. Usually spreading to all persons present. Laughter subsides after around 30 minutes (2 forest hours) and the sufferer will fully recover shortly after.

The most common situation for Uffmoor syndrome to develop is after multiple nights camping in wild conditions. In fact someone with thiese symptoms cannot be considered to be suffering from Uffmoor syndrome unless it was developed in a wooded area.
Person 1:
Is Shayne is laughing again?

Person 2:
Yeah I thing he's got Uffmoor syndrome again.

Person 1:
Already!? He's such a lightweight, it's barely dark.
by Arthur Reed May 1, 2018
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Issa syndrome

Not being able to tell the difference between a dirt bike and a doggo
My mother was diagnosed with Issa syndrome:(
by Steak daddy July 11, 2018
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Shoha Syndrome

When you eat but don't gain weight so you resort to stealing your sister's food. You body will also have the same physics as a piece of paper because of your weight.
"You're like 20 pounds! I'm pretty sure you have Shoha Syndrome."
by SophiaBiggestFan#1 May 11, 2020
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