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HAM

A person who is some what mentally stable, but could easily get triggered. A good person at heart. Usually a bus or truck driver. Shakes their legs and has lot and has crippling anxiety. A Hot Ass Mess.(HAM)
I love talking to Jacob, he’s such a HAM dude.

I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.

Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.
by Jmoney93 November 8, 2020
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Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024
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Ham sandwhich

Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother
by Fnazzy101 April 24, 2022
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Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham
by Saucybastard November 28, 2018
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Ham

Damn, Id love to get a slice of that ham.
by Ham forever April 7, 2021
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Ham hawk

Damn! She got a ham hawk.
by DeeSaidThat November 28, 2021
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ham slice

Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.
My bud Kelly is a ham slice
by Tingly August 23, 2023
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