show priest

A priest who gives the appearance of godliness but it's all an act and his actions and words are not in allignment.

He preaches about the poor while drinking pricey wine and eating caviar. He's a show priest.

by Justice4all November 2, 2013

plate show

When an individual lays down under a glass table and their fuck buddy shits on top of the table. Obviously.

I was hoping for a plate show but all I got was a dump on my chest.

by Acesfull November 15, 2013

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

show bombing

When you are watching tv and your family starts talking and you cant hear the tv

Dude,I was watching the walking dead and my family came in and started show bombing

by d rivera February 22, 2015

Finnish horse show

The act of a women having sexual intercourse with a horse.

Guy1:Hey dude I heard a women was having a Finnish horse show. Guy2 Noway!

by Mello jello March 3, 2015

show posting

A "show posting" occurs when you have secured a new job with the recruiting manager and then the organizations, kicks off the "job posting!, but you know the corporate process is bullshit as you have already secure the position, it is a facade, only a show to check the "corporate process" checkbox.

A friend knows a VP on Bank of America, who could offer you a management position talk to her to secure the job and the she will complete the "show posting" corporate process

by Corporate_Job March 11, 2015

show-wee

Combination purpose visit into the bathroom using the shower and toilet on the same trip.

Hey Mom, I'm going to show-wee now. Be ready in a couple minutes.

by earlybird June 8, 2015