put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 17, 2018

Put it on skibidy

To swear something, similar to "Put it on God" but it's brain rot

Guy 1: That bitch gave me head last night
Guy 2: Put it on skibidy

by be fr now gng May 25, 2024

put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick

ill put it on you like lipstick

by mayhem/adamdog23 February 01, 2022

purple puts

A slang term for Ambien because of its purple color tone and because it PUTS (Puts U To Sleep)

I took a few purple puts to get some sleep I've had insomnia for the past few days

by Mark Wayne June 29, 2015

mug filled with stuff you shouldn't put in a

funny mug name

ge the mug filled with stuff you shouldn't put in a mug

by octo_366! May 24, 2023

put yo d

(Philly Slang) Means basically spit fax. Short for put you down. When some says they're gonna put yo d they're basically sayin they are gonna put you down in the argument with whatever shit they're gonna say.

*Person 1 gets flamed*

Person 2: Yo cuh he put yo d

by JoeyMing August 09, 2017

Put za klab away

Arabic way of saying "put the dogs away"

Klab = Dogs

Za = the (in an Arab accent)

Sir, please put za klab away

Translation : Sir, please put the dogs away

by BOMALI June 07, 2025