put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'

Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast

by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017

If you put 5 fingers up in a photo

You have a crazy crush on them and they are a really good skier

Omg "if you put 5 fingers up in a photo". He likes me and I’m an amasing skier

by Rangoooooo October 31, 2022

can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 24, 2021

Put the Sprinkles on it

A phrase used once something is completed. It originated from adding sprinkles to dessert after they were completed in easy bake ovens.

Lucy: The cake is done!

Judy: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!

or...

Lucy: I'm done sending all those emails

Emma: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!

by LeoTheTruth April 02, 2012

put it under your lungs

To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.

Baybee let me put it under your lungs.

by hulk smash dat hoe March 17, 2015

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

Shut up man! Shut up before I take this fartlet and shove it in your mouth!

Ambrogeese: you look like you like chicken.
Anya: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 19, 2024

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 19, 2024