just put a thumb in it

when your 50. cal explodes on cam, your jugular gets punctured and your lung collapses, and you shove your thumb and shirt into the wound to stop the bleeding and losing other fluids

Guy 1:Did you hear Scott made another 50. Cal explode?
Guy 2: No, did he Just Put A Thumb In It?
Guy 1: Nah, it was for an experiment to see why his 50. cal blew up

by CeraNeon January 19, 2024

Put up

1.To be pregnant

2. To be in a serious relationship

I can’t really do much now that I’m put up.

by Kenken96 January 20, 2024

Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.

“Can I put a bow on it?”

by Yourlocalcluegiver777 February 2, 2024

Putting the boots on

Making the first move.

''Owen isn't putting the boots on with her.''

by iforgotwhich10 February 6, 2024

Put on

To be put on is to have your friends/people vouch for you to someone you'd like to date.

P1: "Hey, can you put me on with her?"
P2: "Sure, I'll tell her about all the money you got."
P3: "Don't forget to tell her how hot they'd be together, we'll help you get put on."

by Xo.Mxney.Xo February 10, 2024

putting my feet on

Term for putting on footwear, usually to go outside when you need to perform a task

Yes i'll go put the bins out in a minute, I'm just putting my feet on

by CroakerXXX November 30, 2023

Putting the Cult before the compound

Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.

Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.

by Max Pop December 3, 2023