Gave them the mattress pump

To reveal to someone you’re engaged

“I wanted to take her by surprise revealing my ring so i gave them the mattress pump”

by socialelitist666 September 27, 2025

Pumped&Crunk

When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".

Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?

Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!

by julietoncocaine April 6, 2008

Pump shot

Urban slang relating to premature ejaculation.

David's in the dog house after he pump shot Sheila

by Coxy30 January 24, 2022

PUMP LUMPS

Another name used to describe the gluteus maximus, the derriere, the buttocks, the booty, the ass! Usually used to describe the buttocks of a well endowed woman/man (woman/man with a big booty)! Used most often by men who prefer the position "doggie style" or by those who really appreciate the lady's posterior attributes!

"Baby, those PUMP LUMPS are lookin good in those jeans!"
"Did you see how big that girls butt is? I'd like to get hold of those PUMP LUMPS!"
"OMG BECKY, did you see her PUMP LUMPS?"
"The bigger the lumps, the more he pumps!"

by PaLump November 23, 2020

Trump Pump

When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands

A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!

B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.

by Ted_Bunny March 14, 2024

Pump

the act of farting, or releasing built up stomach gasses through your anus. Pumping is sometimes used as a more savory term for the act because sensitive parents have an issue with the word 'fart', and deem 'pump' as less disgusting and more acceptable.

I really have to pump right now my my friends will smell it, and know that my pumps are stinky. I must hold my pump in

by TortontoTim May 28, 2021

Puerto Rican Pussy Pump

When a Hispanic chick queef blasts cocaine right to your dome during oral sex

Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024