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post gut clarity

The shame you feel after eating something you shouldn’t have.
I ate that garlic butter bacon burger. What have I done? I’m having some real post gut clarity.
by obfuscatedinfo October 31, 2023
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Post/Thread N00B

When someone lacks the kinda intelligence needed to add a clever or relevant comment to a thread or post and decides to post what number they are on the thread/post. Therefore angering the others that post which starts a highly irrelevant argument or arguments on said post/thread.
POST/THREAD: Today Jesus came back and his welcome home party went a little overboard. Due to the entire world having a slight...okay a MAJOR hangover from all the oceans being turned to wine. All international developments and what-not have been postponed...excluding the following manufacturing companies: Tylenol, Advil, Bayer...etc.

Posted 3 minutes ago:

Jack_Johnson (Post/Thread N00B): 1ST!!!!!!!

John_Jackson (Post/Thread N00b #2): 2nd!!!!

Snake_Plissken (cool guy): You guys are such thread n00bz.

George_Bush (former president): I hafta agree with Snake.

Jack_O'Neill (even cooler guy): George, you're just as much as a n00b...nuff said
by ENZL3Y November 10, 2009
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post-O smile

a broad and blissful smile after one tremendous or multiple orgasms smile
wherever I go I see your post-O smile....
by Theoxxx July 16, 2020
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Post-Orgasmic Rage

Contrary to Post-nut clarity, Post-Orgasmic rage sends the victim into a state of pure unbridled violence and rage, one which usually ends up with someone having their head slammed through a wall.
Person 1: Hey did you have Post-Orgasmic rage last night?

Person 2: Hell yah! I totally took a bat and whacked that chick in the head!
by NotSusanHeffley September 20, 2020
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Post Mate’l Depression

Fuck off! I’ve got a bad case of Post Mate’l Depression.
by Hooksy Bass July 10, 2023
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post it in the parking lot

Im going to post it in the parking lot this afternoon with my homies
by Dukeyn May 9, 2008
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Post fight clarity

When you get in a fight but later regret or cringed at what you did.
"Damn, I can't believe I did that. I knew I was in the moment, but damn, that was cringey."
"That's post fight clarity for ya."
by Surgelumix October 14, 2021
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