A friend you only see once a year, and always hang out with just long enough to remember that you actually hate him.
"I ran into Greg at the bar and he hung around all night talking about corporate personhood. Dude is such a Cadbury Creme Egg."
by OneBadMother January 26, 2010
On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.
On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
by StiffPeter1015 March 31, 2018
(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out
Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...
by RawsJoostin June 20, 2011
When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.
by The lonely tanker January 03, 2019
by Dr00py November 08, 2006
When a player gets zero KOs while playing Super Smash Bros. It is mandatory that they place their hand to their eye in the shape of a 0 and look around the room.
by supersmasher92 December 10, 2010
A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.
Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?
Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!
Jeanna: OK!
Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!
Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!
Jeanna: OK!
Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!
by Dymond D October 29, 2008