A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.
*James shits himself violently*
Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!
Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!
Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
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portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."
portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."
The ruling tyrants (dictators) of North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Libya, Venezuela, for example, should be David-Palmerized.
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Get the david hasslehossome mug.The most awesome David of them all, and of all humanity. Foes of this David are defeated from the start, as they cannot win. Foolish people who think they can defeat him, are destroyed. This David will be the ultimate ruler for good, never for evil. He is the best at anything he does, no doubt.
The most Awesome person in the world, David Kusnick.
Jesus cousin? Why isn't that David Kusnick?
If beast had to be spelled differently, It would be spell "D-A-V-I-D!"
Jesus cousin? Why isn't that David Kusnick?
If beast had to be spelled differently, It would be spell "D-A-V-I-D!"
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