Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022

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slurp dat noodle

Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.

"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"

by Ole Bobby April 09, 2019

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Poodle in my noodle

A best friend who's one in a million.

I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.

by r siz December 05, 2014

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Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.

" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?

by Wood drip August 21, 2023

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uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.

Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up

by RanchOnEverythang March 26, 2016

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