Facebook Ninja

Main Entry: 1ninja(Past ninja-ed, Present ninja-ing, 3rd person present singular ninja-s)
Pronunciation: nin’ja
Function: Verb
Etymology: Sino-Japanese reading of Shinobi, meaning to steal away.

1 : To lurk in the shadows of facebook, stealthily accessing embarrassing notes and wall posts.
2 : A less creepy way of saying stalk or lurk.

The dawn of the 21st century saw the emergence of one of the creepiest inventions known to man; Social networking. So creepy, in fact, that on a top 10 list of Creepiest Things in the World, it would probably sit steadfast in number 3. Behind Japanese adult toys and giant pillows with naked anime characters on them.

Sam: What are you up to?
John: Oh, nothing, just ninjaing on facebook.
Sam: Damn I should have known you are the Facebook Ninja!

by lolonmywall.com February 5, 2010

Bojangles ninja

A ninja that is adicted to Bojangles, and considers it its DoJo. All Bojangles ninjas must go to training in Salisbury, NC.

Look at that sexy Bojangles ninja, eating his fried chicken and dirty rice!

by AriaMelody January 16, 2008

ninja star

a ninja star is a ninja that is a star. its that simple people

ur mom is a ninja star that gets up in the moring and eats shit.

by morgan with a splash of ass August 3, 2006

stupid ninja

The best game in the world. Some stupid ninja moves include "Aiee!" "sonic BOOM!" "Uma Thurman!" "Mantis" "Rising sun" "Lighting strikes!" and the spot of shame, "Bowel Movement".

"Uma Thurman, Bowel Movement!"
"Bowel Movement, Aiee!"
"Aiee, Lightning Strikes!"
"Uhhh sonic.. damn, I messed up, now I'm bowel movement!"
new person: "What are you guys doing??"
"Playing Stupid Ninja."
"..Right."

by la maravillosa September 19, 2008

window ninja

peeping tom, someone who looks into windows for nude women.

tom goes up to a womans window pulls a window ninja.

by Charles Denton January 14, 2008

ninja turtle

A prank that works especially well in winter. When you're driving your friends around and you spot a steaming sewer grate you stop over the grate and allow the car to fill up with sewer steam.

Jim pulled the ninja turtle on us last night but he was the one who started puking.

by chessthecat August 9, 2010

ginger ninja

a ninja with ginger hair..
has a sidekick called sexy penguin(as sexy pigeon died R.I.P.)

"yo dude have you heard of the ginger ninja"
"i dont even kno you fuck off!"

by lots and lots and lots of pie January 25, 2008