charcoal mud baby

an insult said to describe a person whose skin appears dark and blackish, mostly africans...who were used as slaves.

Get back in the fields you charcoal mud baby!

Those damn charcoal mud babies are playin that rap shit TO DAMN LOUD!

by TheKoolAidMan101 September 29, 2008

norwegian mud slide

When you get so drink that you blast diarrhea down your legs while still wearing your pants. (Pertains to oil field roughnecks especially tool pushers and generally when drunk on crown royal)

RoughneckA: Did you see the boss at the bar last night?
RoughneckB: No but he must have been drinking crown again cause he smelled like a norwegian mud slide this morning.

by balazar July 1, 2011

mississippi mud truffle

when you take a big, warm, and dark steamer on someones face during sex.

Greenslate: Hey i just got a Mississippi mud truffle...

Derrick: Greenstain your fucked up man.

by vault1213 March 22, 2009

Albanian Mud Waffle

The act of defecating into an ice tray, freezing the contents, and putting the finished product into a lime mojito.

When I heard that Sharon prepared an Albanian Mud Waffle for her cocktail party, I just had to attend.

by Nick McDougal June 4, 2010

Mississippi Mud Pie

A version of anal sex using chocolate ice cream as lubrication with a vibrator on the anus whilst performing oral sex with a bit of rimming for good measure.

"I just got Mississippi Mud Pied from my Girlfriend it was amazing"

by The Love Seal September 9, 2011

Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

Amish mud woman

When a woman, possibly really Amish, puts on a solid-colored non-printed dress and jumps into a body of water,gets out all wet, walks over to the furrow his husband just plowed by horse, and starts rolling provocatively in the loose dry soil so that the dirt sticks to her. The male equivalent is the Amish Sweat Ritual.

I just watched a video of the Amish mud woman and wanked for 20 minutes.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007