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unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!
by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012
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poo moon

A poo moon is what happens when someone sticks their finger up someone's ass and there is poo that lodges into the nail at the tip of the finger forming a crescent shape.
The poo moon is a method to test to see if the coast is clear for anal entry. One sticks the finger in the ass, pulls it out and looks for poo that may have lodged into the cresecent part of the nail at the tip of the finger. This is called the poo-moon and is a general indication that anal entry is not at this time deemed a wise thing to do.
by Petra Saraswati August 27, 2012
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Moon Ketchup

Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.
by DeMarcus Waynewright July 16, 2013
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Button Moon

The bejewelled parallel universe into which the observer is dropped upon administering a high dose of Dimethyltryptamine. Occuring a few seconds after the cosmic rubber band is stretched across the shortest route between the eardrums and twanged by the machine elves in mesemeric symphony, it is characterised by jaw-dropping awe at the brilliant visions of technicolour fractal gifts progressively mutating while Lawnmower Man vomits baked beans and M&Ms out of of the observer's own eyes. Reference to the Thames Television animated series enjoyed by millions of children in the 1980s, which, at 10 minutes per episode, lasted as long as a DMT trip does.
Q: Mrs Spoon, could you take the pipe from me in a moment? I'm off to Button Moon and I don't want it to drop it when the machine elves spew baked beans into my brain.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.
by Movis123 October 17, 2013
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ninja moon

When the moon hides half its face like a ninja.
Jenna: Are you ready for the ninja moon tonight?
Niki: Yessssssss.
by ninj&ninj February 26, 2011
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Moon man

A god with a blood curdling rage ready to kill any being that opposes their will. Any that come across this being shall perish if not weary of what they do.
Omg did you see moon man slaughter those younglings with no remorse
by Ballsinurmomma January 26, 2023
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Moon dusted

The act of a kid named Owen fisting a girl named Sam and then drinking her pussy juices.
by Simon 346 February 4, 2023
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