one who is obsessed with doo-doo. This person will stop at no cost to make sure that in each and every chance he/she gets they mention the word doo-doo. Doo-Doo Monsters are avid collectors of doo-doo and can travel lands far and near in search of the the "sacred" Holy Ground of Mt. Doo-Doo which is located off the coast in the Land of Doo.
Hey Jimmy! Quick! Flush the toilet before you attract the Doo-Doo Monster. We don't want him to cover you in filthy doo-doo! Muahahhaah
by Joe Dembeck February 22, 2008
Get the Doo-Doo Monstermug. A scary ass looking dyke who's liable to tear apart her fine ass lookin' girlfriend's sweet sweet candy hole.
by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004
Get the cookie monstermug. A video game for the Game Boy Color that is a kick-ass version of Pokemon. The object of the game is to lure monsters to become your allies using meat. Then with these monsters you breed to make better monsters to win the Starry Night Tournament.
Guy 1: I'm playing Pokemon because I'm a retard.
Guy 2: That's too bad. You should play Dragon Warrior Monsters instead.
Guy 1: Why would I do that?
Guy 2: Well I guess you wouldn't if you're a retard.
Guy 2: That's too bad. You should play Dragon Warrior Monsters instead.
Guy 1: Why would I do that?
Guy 2: Well I guess you wouldn't if you're a retard.
by DWMKing August 29, 2005
Get the Dragon Warrior Monstersmug. LOOK AT THE STARS IN THE BIG BLACK INK TELL ME WHAT YOU FEEL AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS IT COLD OUTSIDE?, IS IT COLD OUT?
by Mr. Alli the girl and man December 2, 2022
Get the my singing monstersmug. by Sex education April 22, 2019
Get the One eyed monstermug. 
An unidentified animal living in Loch Ness, the largest body of fresh water in Britain. It first came to the attention of the general public in the thirties when a London surgeon R.K.Wilson took a photo of what looked like the head-and-neck of a dinosaur-like creature. What with The Lost World and RKO's King Kong in the cinema, there was an explosion in public interest. The monster's image, however, was to be forever tainted by the pantomime which followed, in which a game big hunter called Wetherall came to Loch Ness and discovered footprints on the shore. The tracks turned out to have been made by a hippo foot, which was some kind of ashtray or other keepsake. What kind of a big game hunter couldn't work out that they were all hippo tracks made by the same foot I don't know, but he left Loch Ness. In 1994 the now-famous surgeon's photo turned out to be a fake, a model on a toy submarine made by Wetherall - revenge on the world that mocked him. Over the years there have been a number of photos and films of unidentified creatures in Loch Ness. Some have been proved as fakes (to be honest, I wasn't surprised when the surgeon's photo turned out to be a fake. I'd always thought there was something odd about it). But there is still strong film evidence and a lot of eye-witness evidence to support the existence of a long-necked animal of some kind. Modern scientists often dismiss eye-witness evidence as non-evidence. I'm glad they're not running the judicial system, otherwise they'd have every prisoner released. What doesn't help is a decidedly vulgar merchandising industry which has turned the monster into nothing more than a theme park attraction. The official Loch Ness exhibition centre now officially doesn't believe in Nessie anyway. Their cinema now shows visitors a film telling of all the reasons why Nessie is a hoax, accompanied by silly music. You leave the cinema at the end of the film and are then confronted by a shop selling plush Nessies, Nessie mugs, china Nessies, Nessies with tartan hats and endless other over-priced junk. Personally I'm sure there were unidentified animals in Loch Ness until recent years. I think, what with their proven sensitivity to noise, and what with Loch Ness now covered in countless noisy boats of every shape and form, that whatever was in the Loch has either died out or returned to the sea never to return. Either way, I think it's better for the welfare of these creatures that their existence is never proved.
Newsflash, 3/4/2011:
The existence of long-necked creatures in Loch Ness has been proved. Now every science laboratory in the world wants one to dissect. Every zoo wants one, and every gourmand in the world wants to taste the flesh of one in some revoltingly over-priced restaurant.
Within the year, the loch ness monster will be as dead as dodos and Stellar's sea cows.
The existence of long-necked creatures in Loch Ness has been proved. Now every science laboratory in the world wants one to dissect. Every zoo wants one, and every gourmand in the world wants to taste the flesh of one in some revoltingly over-priced restaurant.
Within the year, the loch ness monster will be as dead as dodos and Stellar's sea cows.
by StormSworder August 16, 2006
Get the loch ness monstermug.