Monster Energy Drinks

An energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. Basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.

12 Year Old: Yo, lets get a monster

12 Year Old 2: Totally, We will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!

Kids at park: OMG THEY HAVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!! LETS CROWD THEM AND ASK FOR AIR SIPS!!

by Magneticturkey April 30, 2010

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Doo-Doo Monster

one who is obsessed with doo-doo. This person will stop at no cost to make sure that in each and every chance he/she gets they mention the word doo-doo. Doo-Doo Monsters are avid collectors of doo-doo and can travel lands far and near in search of the the "sacred" Holy Ground of Mt. Doo-Doo which is located off the coast in the Land of Doo.

Hey Jimmy! Quick! Flush the toilet before you attract the Doo-Doo Monster. We don't want him to cover you in filthy doo-doo! Muahahhaah

by Joe Dembeck February 22, 2008

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cookie monster

A scary ass looking dyke who's liable to tear apart her fine ass lookin' girlfriend's sweet sweet candy hole.

Look at that cookie monster over there with that fine assed lookin' bitch.

by Jon P. D. August 07, 2004

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Dragon Warrior Monsters

A video game for the Game Boy Color that is a kick-ass version of Pokemon. The object of the game is to lure monsters to become your allies using meat. Then with these monsters you breed to make better monsters to win the Starry Night Tournament.

Guy 1: I'm playing Pokemon because I'm a retard.
Guy 2: That's too bad. You should play Dragon Warrior Monsters instead.
Guy 1: Why would I do that?
Guy 2: Well I guess you wouldn't if you're a retard.

by DWMKing July 29, 2005

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