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Mario Kart Effect 

When You are winning at Mario Kart and everything goes to shit. It's as if Lemony Snicket wrote a new series of unfortunate events, except this time they were about you playing mario kart and going from 1st to 8th thanks to fucking Donkey Kong throwing a blue shell, then Toad shoves a green shell up your bum to spin you into a banana peel in which you slip off the edge and as soon as lakitu drops you back onto the course your asshole friend in 8th hits you with a lightning bolt and ends up winning. The frustration and despair caused by the Mario Kart Effect are unmatched, and the probability of the Mario Kart Effect benefiting you are slim to none.
1. It's not my fault that I lost! Its that god damn Mario Kart Effect. (n)

2. Thanks to the Mario Kart Effect, Nick and Zack are quite peeved. (n)
Mario Kart Effect by MKE September 27, 2013
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Mario Party 

The reason you aren't friends with your buddies anymore..... Because you played this game. Good job.
In Mario Party, I yelled at my friend that if he took one more FUCKING star, i would kill him.

Friend: "I just took a star, looser."

Me: Fuck you. I hate this game and you.
Mario Party by DaSergalz January 20, 2016
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She is totally a marianda.
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A male name common in Europe, Men named Mario are rugged good looking, gladiators, superior above other men, very sexual will make you scream,you will walk funny after being wit a Mario, know for a big cock, and very funny, will knock your teeth out,
mario rocked my world last night.
Mario gave me 17 orgasms
How about some bum,Mario?
that dude Mario will knock your teeth out
Mario by cigano March 1, 2019
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Wow you have a Mariam

You better treat her well or her BFF will beat u up
Mariam by Haha here... May 16, 2019

Marie-Claude 

Marie-Claude is a wonderful, a caring and a super nice person. If you have one in your life, you’re pretty lucky and make sure she stays close to you. She’ll always have your back no matter what.
Person 1 : I accidentally dropped a paint jar in the class and Marie-Claude helped me get out of it.
Person 2 : Really?! Wow! I really need a Marie-Claude like yours!
Marie-Claude by lolzies13 May 20, 2019
She is hot. Has smile. Is funny. Likes cheese almost too much. Thiqq
Mariam has face.
Mariam by Caden43 December 4, 2019