Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 2, 2021

Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s

Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.

by Rev Modé February 2, 2022

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Chuck a load

To ejaculate in a vagina or over a face .

I hope her bf isn't home I need to chuck a load!

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bomb

When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".

I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.

by A COOMER May 24, 2022

mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh

randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.

Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022