A troublesome young man.
If someone is referred to as "A Kyle" They are usually a young, uneducated, blight on society. Thay are usually young men around 13-18 in age and have a very scruffy unkempt appearance. They usually come from broken homes, with parents who don't give a monkeys willy what they get up to as long as they don't get under their feet. Kyles are genuinely found hanging around in local parks Smoking weed, and drinking cheep alcohol. They can be found loitering around shopping centres, planning muggins or shoplifting to feed their habit. Thay are not particularly physically violent but will shout threatening expletives to make them look hard and will generally run away if challenged. Most don't attend school and those that do are usually permanently expelled due to their bad behaviour and attitude, with the few who do make it through school will usually leave with no exams and no prospects. Older Kyles (those that are past legal school age) generally have no interest in gaining employment and will supplement there livelihood by committing crimes and will usually if not before, land themselves in prison by the age of 18, with prison been a common acurence for most of their live.
If someone is referred to as "A Kyle" They are usually a young, uneducated, blight on society. Thay are usually young men around 13-18 in age and have a very scruffy unkempt appearance. They usually come from broken homes, with parents who don't give a monkeys willy what they get up to as long as they don't get under their feet. Kyles are genuinely found hanging around in local parks Smoking weed, and drinking cheep alcohol. They can be found loitering around shopping centres, planning muggins or shoplifting to feed their habit. Thay are not particularly physically violent but will shout threatening expletives to make them look hard and will generally run away if challenged. Most don't attend school and those that do are usually permanently expelled due to their bad behaviour and attitude, with the few who do make it through school will usually leave with no exams and no prospects. Older Kyles (those that are past legal school age) generally have no interest in gaining employment and will supplement there livelihood by committing crimes and will usually if not before, land themselves in prison by the age of 18, with prison been a common acurence for most of their live.
Neighbour 1: " That young lad across the street was arrested for shoplifting yesterday."
Neighbour 2: AGAIN! that the second time this month, he's turning into a right little Kyle that one."
2) Woman 1: "Right, I'm off to the shopping centre."
Friend: OK but keep your phone out of sight, the place is full of Kyles."
Mother speaking to her son: "I'd keep away from that new lad at the youth club if I was you, he's been branded A Kyle."
Neighbour 2: AGAIN! that the second time this month, he's turning into a right little Kyle that one."
2) Woman 1: "Right, I'm off to the shopping centre."
Friend: OK but keep your phone out of sight, the place is full of Kyles."
Mother speaking to her son: "I'd keep away from that new lad at the youth club if I was you, he's been branded A Kyle."
by Britney Sparkles April 09, 2024
Kyle:Yooo fam Freddy cl stick with kacey bc i love katie but she don’t like me bc i vape and get bullied by big dp and danny
A kyle jones is just not the best person ever
Kyle
A kyle jones is just not the best person ever
Kyle
by frontlinebabygirl September 19, 2021
by BrettSummers_ September 07, 2021
Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑
by Mr.Napkin May 22, 2023
by wickawoo12 October 06, 2019
Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
by Kyle the new Karen December 09, 2021
Kyle fodder describes person or persons who is so openly chavvy scummy or outrageously common that they seem as if straight off the sofa of the Jeremy Kyle show
"Oh my god, she was caught doing what? She's such Kyle fodder.
"Darren is 24 hasn't worked a day in his life but is head to toe in Adidas and smart devices, total Kyle fodder
"Jesus Christ she's on the third 'love of her life' this year and it's March, such Kyle fodder
"Darren is 24 hasn't worked a day in his life but is head to toe in Adidas and smart devices, total Kyle fodder
"Jesus Christ she's on the third 'love of her life' this year and it's March, such Kyle fodder
by lebodge August 24, 2019