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don't get jordan
Jordan by Creeping_Death1984 October 3, 2020
An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.
Get you a fucking Jordan!
Jordan by indirecterection October 9, 2020

jordangrandee 

you always find him ranting and raving, never grateful for anything his stan does but he only wants her to do better. he’s constantly hating on Epic Records as he should. always uses the same reaction videos. he’s a gemini... but a good one
jordangrandee is always complaining about the lack of promotion and performances.
jordangrandee by shai_ October 10, 2020

jordangrandee 

you always find him in the timeline ranting and raving about his stan lacking promotion and performances cuz he wants her to do better. constantly hating on Epic Records as he should! he’s a gemini... but a good one.
jordangrandee is always complaining about the lack of promo and performances
jordangrandee by shai_ October 10, 2020
Jordan is a beautiful woman who doesn't need makeup to feel pretty, she is typically a tomboy who is good at sports like reselling, and football. Jordan is a badass who isn't afraid to throw hands with some stupid bitch. Jordan is really smart and normally has good grades, she has a really chill personality that's easy to get along with but she still knows how to have fun when the time is right. Jordan has a very flirty side to her the can catch anybody's eye and draw them in. I am proud to be friends with a Jordan and will never let our friendship go.
Damn you see Jordan over there she is so amazing
Jordan by Runningmanthebest October 13, 2020

Jordan Teixeira 

My amazingly hot sexy husband....13 years younger and knows how to please his wife....over and over ....bad temper but it's kinda hot...tbh👿 hella sexy when he is playing games or Pokemon with our son...little bit of a asshole...but I'm kinda a bitch so it's a fair trade ....only man who knows how to handle me😘😘

MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......