JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ

I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ

by Nustabut January 07, 2021

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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

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Pumpkin Jerk

When you pollinate pumpkin flowers.

I'm about to go pumpkin jerk to get blue ribbon pumpkins this year.

by Harry cacus June 11, 2019

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dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.

I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.

by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

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Nerdy Jerk

A cool nerd; An intellectual with an edge; A person who exhibits book smarts, street smarts and sarcasm all rolled into one; A witty person who knows how to handle themself in the streets, the classroom, workplace, and pretty much any setting they encounter.

That dude must be a nerdy jerk because he's super smart and really cool.

A studious street person can be considered a nerdy jerk.

That nerdy jerk always has something sarcastic and witty to say.

Think: Stringer Bell from The Wire; Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters

by Nerdy Jerks April 11, 2020

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