soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.

Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.

by Muuur dar June 9, 2019

Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.

Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.

by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020

Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll

MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!

by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022

paper and toe

A Baltimore/DC term for traditional tobacco combustibles, such as cigarettes or backwoods, usually in the context of being used as ingredients with weed for a spicy blunt, spliff, mook, etc.

Hitting a cart and juul at the same time is a good way to quit paper and toe, but you still get spiced.

by EntymologyEtymologist March 10, 2020

Paper membrane sacking (PMS)

Two females performing 69 underwater, using each other's vaginally cavity as a re-breathing apparatus.

The girls enjoyed paper membrane sacking (PMS) in the Caribbean waters more than snorkeling.

by BluntedBlazer December 31, 2017

Paper

A lot of people think something typed on paper is proof of something.

Fiction books are typed on paper, so something being on paper doesn't make it proof of anything, any more than a cop saying something makes it more true than somebody else. Cops lie all the time court. No matter how believable somebody wants to make something they say sound, being on paper isn't actual proof of anything.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2020

blotting-paper

Blotting paper, sometimes called bibulous paper, is a highly absorbent type of paper or other material. It is used to absorb an excess of liquid substances (such as ink or oil) from the surface of writing paper or objects.

I want to buy some sort of paper which absorbs excess liquid from a object or writing paper
You should use blotting-paper

by 24092009 November 25, 2021