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Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.
by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018
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HAM

Horny Ass Mom.

Similar to a MILF but slightly more classy.
Every day all the HAM's in my office sit around and bitch . All those HAM's need a bone, and i am going to give it to them.

"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"
by Dick Suit1 December 16, 2015
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Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!
by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007
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Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024
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Ham Ass

Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas
Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!
by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024
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Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.
Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄
by It's like that October 30, 2020
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victorian ham

When you finger a girl with ham and you put cum on it and eat it
by CANT TELL U JACK April 19, 2018
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