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Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.
*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!
by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022
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Hot one

1. Going to prison 2. Catching a lengthy prison sentence 3. LWOP; life with out parole
Cindy: Yo, did you hear about Adam? Roger: Yea! dude caught a hot one. Cindy: Judge gave him 25 to life Roger: Sick ass foo
by Noworlaterr September 3, 2021
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Hot Marsha

The act of grabbing a fistful of Doritos, and then shoving the fist up your partner’s ass. Your partner then expels the Doritos and you eat them.
Zesty cheese is her favourite for a Hot Marsha, but cool ranch will do.

They got bored with a Hot Carl, so tried a Hot Marsha instead.
by FUvance July 4, 2021
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future hot

a girl who is underage yet clearly shows signs that she will be hot in the future. synonymous with jailbait
Emma Watson used to be future hot. Now she is regular hot.

or
There is something wrong with finding that well endowed teen attractive, but i could imagine macking that shit in the future. Thus, I shall label her future-hot, and check back in a few years time.
by Iamnameddave February 4, 2010
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hot solder

The excess spit that accumulates while chewing tobacco and is spit by the chewer.
Chewer: (Spits from above) "Watch out hot solder!"

Bystander: Oh man...right in my eye.
by Nizzice December 3, 2007
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cracker hot

A bunch of crackers visit an Indian or Asian restaurant (Thai, Vietnamese) and ask for the spiciest dish possible. The servers see how white the customers are and with a smile and nod jot down the order. Whitey apparently can't handle spicy food so the dish is served mild.
We asked for Indian hot and they gave us cracker hot.
by pigfeet May 21, 2014
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Hot Doge

Hot Hot Hot wth it is a doge that is hot.
a hot doge ate me
by Bearico July 1, 2021
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