A disease that comes from a fake household that has a fake loyalty system and is open to fooling everybody except the actual real one.
Them: “ Damn bro, Where you been? I ain’t see you in a minute”
Me: “ Bro you didn’t hear me I said I got a case of da FuToolie at the crib and y’all didn’t believe me
Them: “ Bro we tried to tell you about the Futoolie in our own words but you wasn’t listening”
Me: “ Y’all cut my ears off and except me to listen to the Futoolie ? Please..”
Me: “ Bro you didn’t hear me I said I got a case of da FuToolie at the crib and y’all didn’t believe me
Them: “ Bro we tried to tell you about the Futoolie in our own words but you wasn’t listening”
Me: “ Y’all cut my ears off and except me to listen to the Futoolie ? Please..”
by SueDonJawnWitNoLawn December 18, 2024
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A made up word based on the word "futz" (to waste time aimlessly) that was created to pad out a list of words in a Christmas letter that start with the letter F that also meant things like facetious, farcical, foolish or frivolous.
A made up word based on the word "futz" (to waste time aimlessly) that was created to pad out a list of words in a Christmas letter that start with the letter F that also meant things like facetious, farcical, foolish or frivolous.
Reading a Christmas letter of lies and nonsequiters was a waste of time and futzive but it was funny when I looked up a word I didn't know and ended up here getting roasted again.
by Mr. Trey December 19, 2024
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Racist guy: HEY YOU! IT'S A FUTURE INMATE! DON'T ROB ME!
Tyrone: *calls his gang* There's a racist, help me take em down
Tyrone: *calls his gang* There's a racist, help me take em down
by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025
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How the futt did they do that
by HJJ I January 28, 2025
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The next-gen stuff that materials scientists are actually dreaming about in labs today—the stepping stones before the full-on singularity weirdness. This includes room-temperature superconductors that revolutionize power grids, graphene and carbon nanotubes enabling space elevators, aerogels with insane strength-to-weight ratios, meta-materials that bend sound or light in impossible ways, and smart alloys with memory shapes. They push the boundaries of known physics but still operate within the rulebook, offering tangible, world-changing applications within a conceivable future.
Example: "The new bike isn't carbon fiber; it's woven from future materials—a boron nitride nanotube composite that's lighter than air but stiffer than diamond, with piezoelectric threads in the frame that convert vibration into power for the embedded lights."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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Example: "My grandpa's 'future technology' was the microwave oven. Mine is the neural lace that lets me stream knowledge directly to my brain, though right now I mostly use it to memorize pizza menus and win at trivia night." Future Technologies
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