Remora friend

The ugly friend that every hot girl has that clings onto them like a remora to a shark. The remora friend always follows the hot friend trying to pick up the scraps she leaves behind. The hotter the girl, the more likely she is to pick up remoras

Look at all of your hot girl friends, find the ugly one, that's the remora friend

by TheDarkness922 June 23, 2011

String Friend

Someone who isn't a friend with benefits, but not quite in a romantic relationship either.

"Man, I like this guy so much, but he just keeps making me a string friend."

by Optophobia October 13, 2013

alternate friend

The term "friend" used loosely. They are only considered a friend when the other party benefits and are often ditched when plans are made.

I was going to hangout with Kristen but she was busy so I decided to get Kelsey, my alternate friend .

by Foreveryoung231 March 5, 2017

True Friends

A true friend is someone who has your back when things are going very wrong in your life. A true friend is someone who keeps their promises and makes you want to keep yours, too. A true friend is someone who neither leads nor follows but walks with you. You'll know when you find them.

True friends are Alyazia, Mahra, Fatima, Aysha, Bouta, Wadima, and Alyazia!
I Love you guys so much <3 !!!

by iloveyouguysverymuch April 20, 2019

friend-source

Crowd-sourcing your friends (online or in the real-world) to solve a problem or answer a question.

I wanted to know where to grab good sushi, so I friend-sourced on Twitter.

by Trevor Bolliger July 20, 2011

Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.

I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?

by voodo0 August 26, 2009

Friend Zone

A platonic zone females place you in when your affections are unrequited.
In laymen’s terms, you serve as a woman’s gay bff because there aren't enough homosexuals for the entire female population.

Definition from the 'The Friendzone & How to Know if You are in the Friendzone' from A Swaggolina Story

Greg: 'Hey Suzie, want to make love?'
Suzie: 'No, you're decision to wear socks with sandals repulses me. I'm placing you in the Friend Zone until further notice'

by Swaggolina July 24, 2015