february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!

"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."

by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024

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12th of february

12th of february: national compliment and call your girlfriend day!

boy: dude! we're supposed to watch tv not call out girlfriends!
boyfriend: bro, its 12th of february!

by swiftiextaytay February 9, 2024

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February 12

People born on this day should kill themself and be lonely 4ever

;you being born on February 12th;
me: ewww u born on feb 12th
them: yeah?
me: go kys😜

by Leave.me.alone😜 February 9, 2024

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February 3

A baddie birthday

February 3th It the day a baddie was born

by Kynnn December 7, 2022

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February 3

A baddie birthday

February 3th is the bay a baddie was born

by Kynnn December 7, 2022

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Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.

Dude1: Yoooo guess what time it is! Fuck Fetus February!

Dude2: Just, shut the fuck up.

by Shxdowsk8r January 11, 2023

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