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Fortnite 

The best type of chastity belt used by most mothers of autistic kids
Paul: Hey you know Johnny is 33 and still a virgin
Josh: He plays Fortnite
Paul: Makes sense.
Fortnite by n4n0b1t May 18, 2019

Fortnite 

A Game where 100 players are dropped on a map, pitted against each other to kill each. You pick up weapons scattered across the map to get to the top. A unique feature of this game, is building. This game also makes kids spend thousands of dollars for in-game currency without kids realizing it.
Chris, do you want to play Fortnite after school?”
Fortnite by AlienWarForce May 21, 2019

Fortnite 

The worst game ever made
Hey did you play fortnite?

No i have braincells, also if you do we are no longer friends.
Fortnite by Pixelated64 May 23, 2019

Fortnite 

The game that broke the internet and everyone is playing, A shooter game.
That will make you alone cuz you care about fortnite much more than your life.
Girlfriend: wanna play something else than fortnite?
Boyfriend: naaah i guess i'll stick with fortnite
Fortnite by Ultracloud May 26, 2019

Fortnite 

Fortnite is a gay ass game only kids under 13 play it. other ones are retarded
Person1: He's fucking retarded motherfucker
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He plays fortnite
Person2: Oh, i didn't know he was retarded
Fortnite by Fuck fortnite May 27, 2019