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Lemon ear feetprints

The footprints of your earwax.
"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"
by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025
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Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls
by Christophlak March 30, 2024
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Whore's ear

When a man nuts in a woman's ear and the fluid gets stuck in the ear for 2-4 weeks
Dude I totally just gave Samantha whore's ear, she can't hear shit!
by lol bruh June 20, 2017
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Ear Flicker

"Oigan's ears were so flickable the ear flicker could not resist"
by HelloYelloee February 28, 2024
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Ear bitch

A person who can silently stay supportive in your earbuds/headphones or converse while you go about your day, providing love and luck.
My ear bitch is talking, hold on!
by Mama2toAs April 24, 2024
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Ear-Hug

When you're away from your sweetie and just need a hug, sometimes just the sound of their voice on the phone in your ear feels like an ear-hug.
Their long distance relationship was tough sometimes, and Jane needed lots of ear-hugs, even if the calls were only a few minutes. John was surprised at how much he needed them, too.
by JaneGordon.com November 4, 2023
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