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Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey

1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.

2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.

blow donkey chunks 

to be less than ideal
This party's going to blow donkey chunks.

slonch donkey 

Slut, whore, ripper, bop, beezy, stroke, cabby. Female who is loose with sex and loose between the legs. May also be shortened to slonch donk.
Rachel is a total slonch donkey.. Then again, I guess I wouldn't mind hittin' that.
slonch donkey by SB Anon December 8, 2010

fucking donkey 

A complete idiot
Damn you billy! Are you stupid?!?! You’re a fucking donkey!!

Swamp Donkey 

A swamp-donkey is a girl that gets guys that for some reason cant say no to any pussy no matter how smelly,repulsive,and blubber infested,it is. the swamp-donkey is also known to try to inpregnate her self in order to keep the dumb ass that was stupid enough to fuck that low life,gag-amaggot,cockhound, gutter-rat bitch!
I cant belive jeremy had a baby by that swamp donkey heather.
ya shes so fuckin ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a shot-gun well maybe a shot gun if loaded.Ha Ha that was not a joke.Seriously that bitch is so nasty you could run her over with a 18 wheeler and it would improve her looks.
Swamp Donkey by keepin it real March 23, 2005

Swamp-Donkey 

Swamp-Donkey by Karlito April 20, 2003