Drum and cum

The act of simultaneously jerking off two cocks at the same time in your mouth.

Tracy was really into that bukkake. She really knows how to drum and cum.

by rellooooo December 2, 2013

cum wash

A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.

"Bro she was so drunk last night, she let me give her a cum wash!"

by Vag1na April 30, 2015

Coochie Cum

When the vaginal canal starts leaking with juices.

Guy 1: Last night the girl that I was with had tons of juices flowing.
Guy 2: Bro... That's called coochie cum.

by Prince de Clout May 22, 2019

Cumming nickels

The act of cumming forcefully.

The phrase originated from a Scott Pilgrim commentary track.

"Last night Bobby was cumming nickels."

by Funny name haha May 23, 2020

Cum Butty

A cum butty is a sandwich or a oatcake which a man has a ejaculated into.

Billy: The bread needs using up so I made a Cum Butty
Harry: mmm yes tasty

by Jackling_ August 6, 2019

SETH CUM

noun
\ ˈwu̇-stər-ˌshir- \

1. A girthy, slimy, warm, chunky substance that squirts from the penis. Seth cum is known to smell like 8 year old milk

that was buried in the back of the fridge. In order to obtain this phenomenon, one must first seduce and then arouse

the STANK TANK to completion.

"Hey girl why do you smell so bad?"
"I was just hosed down with SETH CUM. Do you not see the mountain of the gooey gooey on my forehead?"

by STANK TANK March 21, 2021

cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 26, 2022