Bread Leg

A species of bread beast that have retractable legs and scurry around when resident humans are not watching.

Person1: "Wow, did you see that Bread Leg over there!"
Person2: "Robin, you know that Bread Leg is too stealthy to be seen."

by RA3BIES September 29, 2020

Bread Poisoning

When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)

“Oh I think I have bread poisoning”

by Jamontoast 123 October 10, 2020

Bread

Throwing oral sex from a gay at ducks

guy 1: Dang look at that bread, it went so far
guy 2: gOT ANY GRAPES
guy 3: That bread got a full penis

by BreadOwesMeMoney October 10, 2020

brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020

most exciting thing since sliced bread

This expression is used when a person does or tells you something you already know and thinks it is absolutely amazing.

Person 1: She got a hollywood wax for the first time.

Person 2: let me guess its the most exciting thing since sliced bread for her.

by sealion3 December 26, 2012

roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.

James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!

by Jihaleh August 10, 2012

My bread

Some thing is essential, derived from "my bread and butter".

Gary: XBox is my bread.

by Utah Gance February 2, 2012