fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like

I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.

by honoura November 22, 2013

corn boyfriend

When you put corn on your shaft as a makeshift condom. Most commonly seen in Nebraska.

"I can't find any condoms so I'll use my corn boyfriend"

by Claude Ballzz March 18, 2014

bandwidth boyfriend

a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.

I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.

by GraceANDahalf April 7, 2014

Co-boyfriend

When a girl's boyfriend is emotionally distant/abusive, and she doesn't want to just end the relationship, she may seek the comfort of a co-boyfriend. The co-boyfriend hears her complaints, and this allows the broken relationship to continue on a bit longer.

Trina's boyfriend doesn't listen to her problems, so she talks to her co-boyfriend Jack about how shitty her boyfriend is instead of just DTMFA (dumping the motherfucker already).

by Jack-o-slantern May 19, 2014

the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014

bass boffer

A person who would stick his cock in a fishes mouth. Usually a southerner.

Bubba the bass boffer 's sister caught him fucking a largemouth bass and decided to help him with his predickament.

by jazzballer March 10, 2016

weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016