Draining The Turkey

The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."

(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)

Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.

by scrubs2342 July 25, 2011

Turkey-head

A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*

"can't be arsed goin the gym later, it's gonna be full of turkey-heads"

by MartinezJnr22 January 6, 2015

Turkey Stick

A nickname for the male genitalia.

"I did her so hard last night, I even slapped her in the face with my turkey stick"

by ~Crustard-Tart-Ass~ June 3, 2015

turkey bush

a girl who has a hairy fanny it gets so big turkeys can live in it!

oh my god laura your turkey bush just layed an egg!!

by victoria87 December 31, 2007

Turkey-phobia

The fear foreigners (especially Syrians) have of spending the rest of their lives working 12 hours a day in Turkey.

Hey Yasser. What's up? Do you still live in Turkey?
Hey Timo. Yeah , and I'm afraid that I started suffering from Turkey-phobia.

by Yasserpro January 23, 2019

Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up their rides with all types of holiday gear and deploys drops across LA County.

Yo FFX called me and they are fucked, call the Turkey Train!!

by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021

Wisconsin Turkey

Tying your partner up on a table and putting turkey stuffing inside, fucking them and nutting in the turkey to mix it all up. Oil them up, best with green bay butter and eat it out of them.

Friend: “ hey bro what you doin for thanksgiving”
You: “ nothing much, just me and my girl having some Wisconsin turkey”
Friend: “that sounds good, what’s Wisconsin turkey?”
You: “ come over and have a taste”

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025