mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.

You missed a mike schmool over there

by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011

Mike Ropenis

Chad's alter ego.

Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?

Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.

Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.

Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...

by yungthotslayer_29 September 08, 2019

mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club

Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.

by Neutral Nandy July 05, 2017

Bitch Mike

A little boy name Michael B. Who sucks at MK

He is Bitch Mike because he sucks

by BigDog230 January 23, 2022

Be a mike

Give advice to an expert when you know nothing about the job

Don’t be a mike and leave the plumber alone

by Owegopaddy1 March 03, 2019

Mike Mango

Shawn Mendes’ boyfriend

Mike Mango is Shawn Mendes’ boyfriend

by Not Mike Mango November 24, 2021

mike sans

Man with a large penis who gets all the soccer moms

MIKE SANS YOU SLAYER

by Mike sans October 30, 2017