The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
Get the Matt mort mug.When a conversation is toxic, negative, and unproductive, but someone interjects with a well-timed question that disrupts the cycle and redirects the discussion toward a more constructive path. However, this shift often frustrates or even angers those who were invested in keeping the conversation toxic, as it derails their attempt to fuel negativity.
Person A: "Steve is so annoying."
Person B: "I agree, he should come off his high horse."
Matt: "Hey guys, does anyone know the answer to this question. How do I go about..."
Person A: (whispers) "There he goes "pulling a Matt" again."
Person B: "I agree, he should come off his high horse."
Matt: "Hey guys, does anyone know the answer to this question. How do I go about..."
Person A: (whispers) "There he goes "pulling a Matt" again."
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Get the Matt mug.That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021
Get the Matt mug.Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They know when something is wrong with they see it in your eyes and help you to chose the right.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They know when something is wrong with they see it in your eyes and help you to chose the right.
You are not happy and you are going to school with cowering your face and say that everything is Okay.
Mattes: Is everything okay I know that something is wrong withe can I help you?
Mattes is a very Beautiful Name
Mattes: Is everything okay I know that something is wrong withe can I help you?
Mattes is a very Beautiful Name
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