The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.
Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018
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"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
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"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
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"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023
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Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Boy 1: OMG it’s may 14th!! I’m gonna go ask out Emily
Girl 2: she can’t even say no since it’s National date a friend day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
Girl 2: she can’t even say no since it’s National date a friend day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
by Cupid the creator May 12, 2021
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Me and her are pre-dating.
by Abrein March 11, 2020
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Jeff: hey us two are really good friends maybe more than friends? Amy: yeah maybe we should start dating? Jeff: yeah, wanna go and eat sometime? Amy: yes!
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