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Uncle

An Uncle is usually your moms brother(s) or your dads brother(s), unless it’s a very close family friend that you like to call your Uncle even though that’d be very inadequate. Uncles are the scummiest people out there. They all suck and have a stick up their butt, whether that be because of their work profession, their muscles, or for just no reason in particular because they suck regardless. They are as boring as a rock too, it’s way too hard to create a bond with them so you’ll just give up on trying. Most uncles will have been mean to you when you were just a youngin’ as well, and that really won’t change a whole lot as you get older. And if you don’t believe me that Uncles are the worst kind of people out there- why is it that there’s a lot of cases of uncles raping their nephews/ nieces. Ha! Scummy.
“Ugh, my uncle was being such an asshole to me!!”

“Oh man, sorry to hear.”

“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”

“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”

“Hahahahaahaha.”
by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 13, 2020
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uncle ej

Someone with thick legs ,claims to be a gangster , soon to be a doctor, loves his children :)
She : Uncle Ej rocks!
She: I know right he is super smart with thick legs!
by Pretty face little waist April 30, 2021
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My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone
My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul
by Koksawy July 1, 2021
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Uncle Phill

A person who is wise money minded comedic doesn't take violations and will through you out your house like jazz. Also has a bit of weight deya and height
by Slapittap January 24, 2021
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Uncle Bob

A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him
"Pipe down or I will give uncle Bob your location"
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Kush Uncle

Your uncle that sits in the car smoking the good kush
bro my kush uncle gave me some of his kush. We cheifin' now bois
by BigDickJoeBro February 20, 2020
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