Parent's male first cousin.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Get the first cousin-uncle mug.An Uncle is usually your moms brother(s) or your dads brother(s), unless it’s a very close family friend that you like to call your Uncle even though that’d be very inadequate. Uncles are the scummiest people out there. They all suck and have a stick up their butt, whether that be because of their work profession, their muscles, or for just no reason in particular because they suck regardless. They are as boring as a rock too, it’s way too hard to create a bond with them so you’ll just give up on trying. Most uncles will have been mean to you when you were just a youngin’ as well, and that really won’t change a whole lot as you get older. And if you don’t believe me that Uncles are the worst kind of people out there- why is it that there’s a lot of cases of uncles raping their nephews/ nieces. Ha! Scummy.
“Ugh, my uncle was being such an asshole to me!!”
“Oh man, sorry to hear.”
“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”
“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”
“Hahahahaahaha.”
“Oh man, sorry to hear.”
“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”
“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”
“Hahahahaahaha.”
by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 13, 2020
Get the Uncle mug.by Pretty face little waist April 30, 2021
Get the uncle ej mug.by Koksawy July 1, 2021
Get the My pussy in your uncle’s ass mug.A person who is wise money minded comedic doesn't take violations and will through you out your house like jazz. Also has a bit of weight deya and height
by Slapittap January 24, 2021
Get the Uncle Phill mug.A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him
by The great and mighty quandale June 20, 2025
Get the Uncle Bob mug.by BigDickJoeBro February 20, 2020
Get the Kush Uncle mug.