M-train

a girl's period.

she's crazy, and to make it worse, her m-train hasn't come yet...let's ditch her and egg some random persons house because we're brainless idiots!

by dude...somebody knows! November 6, 2003

Train your dragon

when you can get your significant other to behave to your liking i.e essentially "training them".

Leah: "Girl, my man ain't acting right!"

Valerie: "whatchu mean?"

Leah: "Jose doesn't close the cereal boxes or put the toilet seat down!"

Valerie: "Girl quit complaining and TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!!

by The_Real_Beaner September 20, 2015

I Shit Trains!

The act of shitting out a train by the power of Unknown forces.

The cops was about to get my ass so I yelled, "I Shit Trains!" And by the power of the Unknown I shat a train that derailed another train and killed dem.

by Anonymous Train Shitter December 21, 2008

derail the gravy train

A phrase, meaning to obstruct the flow of money.

some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.

some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 15, 2010

Sweet Heart In Training

One, usually a young girl, who is kind and cute but has a mean side and evil streak. Thus, when somebody so potentially cute acts maliciously, they are excused as being a little "sweet heart in training" or a little "S.H.I.T."

Please forgive my Sweet Heart In Training for drowning your cat. We are working on her manners, the little S.H.I.T.

by SeanDogg21 May 9, 2011

angry train wreck

When someone places themselves upon a railroad track and then takes it in the ass, and as the train hits said person, they clench and take the ass fucker for a ride.

"Yo were doing an angry train wreck and John clenched and took my ass for a ride!"

by Jimblo February 16, 2008

texas steam train

When you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls vagina and then stick your penis and not let any smoke come out. Then you fuck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. This action can be done multiple times

Bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the Texas Steam Train. I feel like a train conductor now.

by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015