riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.

Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.

by Vansthing August 15, 2022

rida shark

A rida shark is a man that is pathetic, generally telling grown men how he could beat their ass, and telling little kids to end their lives

Omg is that a rida shark I thought they were extinct

Omfg it is let’s kill it

by Yereoner September 27, 2021

rida shark

Someone who secretly likes men but wont admit it

Omg he’s a rida shark?

Be nice to him

by Yereoner September 27, 2021

Rida shark

A teenage boy who commonly tell other children to kill themselves over a joke, then blames it on his anger issues.

You: Hey, rida when did you get 2k22, oh wait you don’t have it shitter ahahaha

Rida shark: kill yourself you little cunt I’ll kill you faggot.

by You’re gay kys September 27, 2021

Gay White Shark

This is a sub-type of male homosexual who is large, very pale, shaved, loves to bite, and enjoys sexual water sports.

Wyatt: "Hey, I heard that you've landed yourself the big one Stuart! You lucky bitch!"
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."

by von groovy June 21, 2024

kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 04, 2021