Garden ham

Watermelon

Hey Billy can you cut up that garden ham I’m hungry

by Caaaaaaat June 6, 2022

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

hammed up

To be in possession of large amounts of ham.

Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"

by chesyon March 20, 2023

Ham

ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.

A slapof ham is nice on a sandwich.
Please put a slap of ham on my samwitch.

by Dragenslayer69 December 7, 2017

slice of ham

what you say to someone

me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"

by hamfordayzz June 10, 2021

Straight Ham

To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.

Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!

by Wazikazi August 1, 2011

Ham gobbler

A connoisseur of nice milky hams.

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019