Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.

That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.

by Shuaman July 31, 2019

trailer park special

A female with absolutely no ass and a lot of tit. The overwhelming amount of tit and lack of ass is to feed her 20 kids. Usually missing a couple teeth

Charlene is a real trailer park special

by Yeeyeeanator77 February 25, 2019

jimmy white special

Tis is when you are doing an activity that creates alot of excitment however the excitement is proportional to danger. As one goes up so does the other.

wat?! A Jimmy White special!?

by massivesump October 13, 2010

The ol pedro special

Having to finish yourself off mid blowjob because your girlfriends jaw is hurting.

I had to give myself the ol pedro special last night because she got tired again

by Tescodog August 22, 2019

Jared Leto Special

A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.

You wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he gave me a Jared Leto Special, totally love my new nails.

by Little Venice January 28, 2014

Special Occasion Bone

When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)

I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!

by Jokeboy83 April 23, 2021

Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.

Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.

by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018