I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever.
He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.
He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.
He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.
He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.
Person 1: your uncle will have non-consensual sex otherwise known as rape aka. having sex without the consent of your partner aka. iesjwgtoeswihgt
Person 2: what.
Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass
Person 4: Same
Person 2: what.
Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass
Person 4: Same
by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 25, 2022
Get the Unclemug. Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
by Jmurr227 December 7, 2022
Get the Uncle Mitchmug. my Uncle Michel is so Much like an Uncle-Shit, he claimed that the Swastika and Hakenkreuz where the Same Symbol and that Asia will need to conform to the rest of the world and Ban the use of the Symbol.
by ZeitGoetia February 22, 2024
Get the Uncle-Shitmug. by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023
Get the uncle tedmug. by James Gresham December 3, 2023
Get the Uncle James’dmug. Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.
Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.
Get the Twister Unclesmug. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest
Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*
by Heyo im a guyo May 12, 2018
Get the Ur uncle is actual a bisexualmug.