salty

Upset, angry, pissed.

I can't believe that Dominos gave me sausage when I ordered bacon. This is making me so salty.

by Sgy October 20, 2016

Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019

salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

Salty juice box

Jealous and salty person

She is being a salty juice box for no reason

by It’s brittney February 26, 2019

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016

salty springs

I dropped as a pepper and came out salty

Mum: wheres the salt

fat kid : drop at salty springs nig nig

by SH3NOBU May 16, 2018

Salty C

When you ejaculate into an asshole, add salt and lime, and then giving them a rim job. Have a hot of tequila after

Damn bro, I thought margaritas were good until i tried a Salty C

by Captian C November 30, 2021