He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).
Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
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Get the Jaxon Matthews mug.a jealous boy who can’t stand the thought of someone else having his crush, so much that he’ll fantasize about being her boyfriend, having their relationship, having her love for him, and probably go too far thinking she’ll like whatever he wants to do to her but doesn’t realize how disgusting and scary that is—but doesn’t realize that he’ll probably ruin her desire to ever touch anyone again or make it so stressful for her that she can’t let anyone finish anything they start
he probably thinks he’s resolving some kind of trauma or fulfilling some kind of desire that he’s assumed by delusion, but he’s not. he’s hurting her. he’s hurting her and making her only form of comfort with her boyfriend, who will never be anything like him, almost unbearable. he thinks he knows her desires but he doesn’t realize how self-centered he is. he thinks he knows what she wants, but he just wants to take what she gives her boyfriend (by drugging her and taking it).
he probably thinks he’s resolving some kind of trauma or fulfilling some kind of desire that he’s assumed by delusion, but he’s not. he’s hurting her. he’s hurting her and making her only form of comfort with her boyfriend, who will never be anything like him, almost unbearable. he thinks he knows her desires but he doesn’t realize how self-centered he is. he thinks he knows what she wants, but he just wants to take what she gives her boyfriend (by drugging her and taking it).
george: what’s wrong? do you want me to stop?
katherine: no, just try.
george: let me just hold you until you’re calmer.
katherine: no, i want you to try.
george: why is this so uncomfortable? you always liked this. it used to make you feel better.
katherine: matthew hurt me.
george: yeah, i couldn’t stop him. i wish i could’ve.
katherine: i think he wants me to love him like i love you. he keeps drugging me and making me hold him.
katherine: keep going. just do it your way.
katherine: no, just try.
george: let me just hold you until you’re calmer.
katherine: no, i want you to try.
george: why is this so uncomfortable? you always liked this. it used to make you feel better.
katherine: matthew hurt me.
george: yeah, i couldn’t stop him. i wish i could’ve.
katherine: i think he wants me to love him like i love you. he keeps drugging me and making me hold him.
katherine: keep going. just do it your way.
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