by galizard March 13, 2008
Get the fart gobblermug. by Xx_yung_dookie_xX November 13, 2019
Get the Dookie Fartmug. When you lay on a flat surface in a certain way, usually face and chest are touching the ground and you butt is in the air while your legs shift your waist up the air, and open your rectum then air swooshes. You then close your anus the proceed to fart.
by CallMeInfinite March 12, 2014
Get the Cold Fartingmug. When a fart is so thick, moist and aggressive it delivers a deep bass that sounds like they farted directly into a bowl of pudding.
by GoNe1 May 6, 2018
Get the Pudding Fartmug. by gems4life11 October 12, 2008
Get the bill fartedmug. by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018
Get the A contained fartmug. Fart Parenting is a method of parenting focusing on attachment and comfort. Either the mother or father of a new born baby will fart near their infant's face, with particular care to ensure the baby smells the fart. Each human has distinct and unique 'signatures' in the molecules of their farts and it's believed that when a baby is repetitively exposed to these fart molecules, they will feel comfort and bond with their parent. Fart Parenting involves each parent farting as often as possible in the face of their new born baby for a period of up to a year. It's important to keep exposing the child to the fart molecules for a year to form that strong, rich bond. Fart Parenting is part of a new wave of parenting methods among crunchy mommies, and promoted by groups like, Mères Sans Vaccins (Mothers Without Vaccines). Fart Parenting was nominated for a Long Grass award for Parenting Trend of the Year in 2016, but it lost out to the Bird Feeding Method.
I Fart Parented my triplets; Earthmoon, Atticus, and Felix-Lexus. They all loved my Fart Parenting and remember it fondly because I continued it until their 7th birthday with their breast feeding. Fart parenting promotes a healthy immune system that negates any need for toxic vaccinations.
by grassysally October 27, 2016
Get the Fart Parentingmug.