rip and rocket

When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one

Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!

by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017

rip monster

A lament for the death of any loved thing but mainly as an affirmation of sarcastic fail. Originally from a classic 4chins image board post. “Monster was a good DOGGO. He chased the postman, ate bacon. Mom was gonna take him to the Vet but she couldn’t afford it. Monster died today. Rip Monster.”

Tony says ‘Hey watch me Kickflip this 12step.’ (Eats shit)
Bam responds, ewwww, RIP MONSTER’

by Astrofox21 December 7, 2022

Rip

Are you tired of the current insults present in the dictionary? Do you wish there were more specific but also kinda broad ways to insult poeple? Well good jolly i have an insult for you! rip is a word thats used to describe someone extremely unoriginal and average. The middle-man of every situation. If its the expected average, hes a rip. He conforms to 99% of the population. Nothing unique about him.

"Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight? "
"Nah man its full of rips"
;

"Yo man do you want a ciggarette?"
"What do you think i am, a rip?"

by FryMan9000 September 8, 2023

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale November 17, 2015

Ripping slap

The act of vaping in a school bathroom most not only from a juul

ex:”Zander are you ripping slap? Let me get a rip bro!”

by Autistic arcade December 3, 2019

rip your diaper

When someone farts really loud on purpose and thinks it's funny. i.e. juvinile behavior.

Damn bro did you just rip your diaper?

by jshiestydiety November 27, 2017

a ripping tron

the process of taking empty pill capsules, filling them with mdma, rubbing honey over the capsule, then rolling the honey glazed capsule over powdered mdma.

i popped a ripping tron last night, bitter but sweet, so sweet i had to pop another

by thetronspeaks April 28, 2011