When you eat out a girl who just gave birth, still in a pile of blood and fluids, and you eat some of her shit. That's the "surprise"
"John owes me five bucks, if he doesn't pay me back soon we're taking him to the hospital for a KiddiePool Surprise"
by RancidTrain November 15, 2020
Get the KiddiePool Surprisemug. A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
by Thequantum August 26, 2022
Get the vodka surprisemug. Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.
by Mr Cincinnati February 21, 2011
Get the Stonebake Surprisemug. by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021
Get the walrus surprisemug. During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
by Mrbig696969 December 27, 2016
Get the obama surprisemug. The act of taking multiple bananas ( at least 3) and shoving them in your Anusara while staring at your front door hoping it will burst into flames.
by Apples14567 November 11, 2016
Get the The Tyrer Vesser Surprisemug. by -S41- August 14, 2021
Get the ice tea surprisemug.