Space Whalism

The religion about a space whales and other holy animals and the belief that their return can beamed the power of the chosen ones. (its a joke religion)

Person 1: "Space whalism is a stupid religion

person 2: whoosh...

by esper_thegod January 29, 2017

Space Hippo

A space hippo is a creature that lives on the edge of the galaxy on a planet called hipopolus,

planet:

It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).

Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.

Big dumb space hippo that only thinks with its face and can’t climb or fight

by Peptic June 6, 2020

Space Shutter

The act of one looking good.

Damn Jim, you lookin space shutter (good)

by AM0415 May 30, 2018

Space

Being on the computer but being distracted from the conversation by something else. The mysterious unavailability of being afk but not afk at the same time... Originated on Kugyay in 2007

A: *Joins the chat*
B: Hi A, have you read this comic?
A: no! O.o
(3 hours later)
A: Sorry i spaced, back now tho!
B: Weba!

by Alaricat April 1, 2021

space fapping

self pleasure in a airplane bathroom and leaving it on the toilet and the walls

I walked into the bathroom to see this guy space fapping all over the walls!

by freakiest f3lla December 4, 2024

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

by alllyyyyyy April 22, 2021

Space Pizza

Space pizza is a type of pizza that can only be made in the zero gravity of space. Space pizzas are prepared by covering both sides of the dough with toppings and cooked without touching any surface-leaving the toppings intact. Unfortunately those not able to afford a trip to space are forced to enjoy toppings on only one side of their pizza. This has left many people aggravated, so much so that they have convinced themselves that space pizza is actually inferior. Space pizza was first conceptualized by an unknown PhD researcher in southern California.

Naysayer: Space pizza is stupid
Astronaut: Have you ever tried space pizza?
Naysayer: No...
Astronaut: It will change your life

by pastitute March 28, 2014