Chris Meinel

one who is gayer than a bag of dicks

Hey look at Chris Meinel. He looks gayer than a bag of dicks!!

by chrismeinel January 1, 2012

Chris Brown

Chris Brown is the king of R&B also known as THE GOAT 🐐

Dude you are so talented! Just like Chris Brown!

by Maria Breezy April 18, 2019

Chris Wild

Angry, slightly ginger manc, who is an absolute legend and who you definitely want on your side if there's any sign of trouble.

Scouser: "Eh, what you doing, give us your focking tyres."
Normal person: "If only Chris Wild were here."

by United Lad April 22, 2011

Chris Brown

A fineeeeee talented man. With lots of tattoos, and little girl named Royalty. He knows how to dress and ball. He is lightskinned with some goood hair okay.!! And his voice is amazing.

OMG Chris Brown is finee!

by Chardonaya October 31, 2017

Chris Berman

The greatest sports newscaster alive. He is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. He created the noise WHOOOOP!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles.

He's running out of running room, WHOOOOP!, into the endzone!

DA-RAID-AHS!

Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is!

by Captain White Power September 8, 2008

Chris Bosh

A versatile power forward who playes for the Toronto Raptors. He's about 6-10 and is very underrated, since he's overshadowed by guys like lebron, dwyane wade, and carmelo. Too bad he plays for toronto, otherwise he'd be famous too. averages like 23 points, 9 rebounds and 1.2 blocks per game, and he's only 21. Has a bright future.

Whoa, did you say Chris Bosh dunk at the all-star game?

Who?

Chris Bosh. # 4....

by Foghorn June 11, 2006

Chris Barnes

To cover a song in a totally unacceptable vocal style.

Dude, you just Chris Barnes'ed that song!

by Dasher10 January 13, 2009